MAKE-OVER TIME!
The Jays meet the girls in a salon. And they are with the salon owner. And this salon owner, like so many people in the history of ANTM, has known Tyra since she was but a wee modeling lass in her seventeenth year. It’s just a trend I’ve noticed. I mean, it is a good thing that Tyra can give back to the people who helped her along the way in her quest to rule the world by putting them on her quaint little modeling reality show. Pose it forward.Trya has done various little “acting” bits over the years. There was “Angry Demanding Diva Model” Tyra (Cycle 7), and “Pass-out” Tyra (Cycle 6). But “Hair Rollers and Pajamas” Tyra was not some of her better work. “I told you we weren’t even doing this this year because everyone always cried and complains. Ya’ll want it? You gotta let me know you really want it. Do you really need it?” Then Jay and J. start whacking on Tyra’s hair (wig) with pruning shears. Tyra feigns a breakdown and crawls off. Point made Tyra. Now please, never do that again.
For photos and comments on the make-overs please see Cycle 8 Make-Overs.Brittany says her new weave is agonizing and is shown to cry about it several times. The others complain about her complaining. Whitney tells her where she comes from people cry because somebody got shot. We'll remember this, Whitney, when you're having a bad day and crying.
I told her how it was and said end of story and I slapped her up and gave her the deuces. -Whitney
I don’t even know what the means, but it sho’ was funny!
At the house Jael checks her voice mail and learns that her friend has passed away from a drug overdose. The girls rally around her. Jael expresses how much she wants to be there and says modeling makes for a good distraction. Later there is a wonderful moment between Whitney and Jael in the backyard when Whitney prays with Jael and holds her and comforts her. Whitney just rose, with a bullet, several spots on my list.
CHALLENGE
In a beauuuuuuutiful English garden they meet a make-up artist from Cover Girl and a Seventeen editor who explains that today’s challenge winner, along with two friends, will win a photo shoot for Seventeen. In order to win they must do the best job in selecting and applying Cover Girl make-up from the spring collection that will compliment their girly flowery purdy spring dresses.. They are timed. At the last minute Cassandra decides to add more eye-shadow, was late, and disqualified. Brittany wins (even after hacking into some rododendrun) and chooses Jael and Sarah to join her for the Seventeen photo shoot highlighting hair accessories.
Back at the house Renee and Diana are talking smack about Brittany, who later calls Renee out on. Renee says it’s pious of Brittany to make a big deal out of a house full or girls gossiping. She then tells Brittany that for a 21-year-old she sure acts like she’s still in high school. To which Brittany replies, “I’m still kicking your a$$ in this completion.” Renee then flips her off. Which is always the mature and very original comeback to just about anything. Later there is an intense stare down at the A.N.T.M. Corral between Brittany and Renee.
This week’s photo shoot features each model as a different sweet treat. Oh, and they are in the nude. Because nothing makes me feel like sugary snacks like naked parts.
Whitney: chocolate kissCassandra: jelly beans Jael: birthday cake
Jaslene: dulce de leche
Natasha: gumballs
Renee: dried Lucky Charms on face. Uh, I mean, candy necklace
Brittany was just excuse after excuse. But then she just rocked her photo shoot. I wish she’d just shut-up. -Renee (Right back at ya, Renee.)
Brittany: banana splitDiana: gummy bears Sarah: hard candy and Bombalurina Dionne: candy cane
Felicia: lollipop
Did you catch all of those Nars cosmetics on the make-up table on this show that is so heavily sponsored by Cover Girl Cosmetics? Yeah? Do you meant to tell me, Tyra, that professional make-up artists don’t customarily use Cover Girl? Really?
4 comments:
I love the appropriately placed lollipops in every picture. Strangely i would have no idea what each of these girls were if you hadn't listed it here.
some of the places that the lollipops are placed kinda gross me out.
Ok, Christy has gotten me soooo hooked on this show! Thought I was going to cry with Jael and with Whitney. Goodness. :)
can we please talk about the fact that the frosting pumper thing is super phallic . . . and in almost every shot!
funny.
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